Slight of Hand:
Obviously, your best bet is to be drug free at the time of the test.
I would recommend two months of drug abstinence before the drug test.
Drug retention periods are as follows:
Compound Approx. Retention
Amphetamines 20-25 days
Barbiturates 10-14 days
Cocaine 2-4 days
Ethyl Alcohol 1-2 days
LSD 20-40 days
Marijuana 14-30 days
Methaqualone 14-21 days
Opiates 10-14 days
Phenocyclidine (PCP) 10-14 days
Note: Length of retention varies because of many factors, including body
weight, metabolism, body fat ratio, and the quantity and oncentration
of the drug.
Remember: If you are a pot grower and you're growing marijuana
for your personal use,
the retention period for your organism may be longer and depend on how much do you smoke everyday.
Given the above information, you may find yourself in need of a way to
beat drug testing other than 2 months of abstinence. First off, water
is your best friend. Drink a LOT of it. Secondly, purge your system.
Urinate as often as you can before the actual test. The first urine
of the day contains the highest concentration of contaminant particles.
Some people can't "go" with someone watching. The testers, to speed up
excretion, might encourage you to drink as much water as you can. DO IT!
Thirdly, adjust your sleep cycle. Getting up earlier will let you squeeze
in more trips to the bathroom before the test. If necessary, stay up all
night and drink water. Fourthly, use your glands. A good sauna flushes
out impurities through sweat. THC and other metabolites are retained
in fatty tissues. Any exercise to reduce body fat may help you beat
Intense watering does not hide the presence of any illicit substance.
You are aiming to dilute all traces to a level below the cutoff point
needed for a positive result. This is mandatory, elementary defense.
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The Consent Form:
To protect themselves from lawsuits, testers will ask you to sign a
urinalysis consent form. It will ask you to list the drugs you've taken
in the past week. Cross out the word "week" and write in "month." If
the supervisor screams at you, just tell him you read an article that
said an over-the-counter drug you took for the flu three weeks ago could
show up. Now for the drugs. For almost every illegal drug there is an
OTC drug that tests positive. Here is a list of cross-reacting drugs that
you should list on the consent form:
Amphetamine OTC cold medicines, such as Nyquil,
Vick's Nasal Spray, Sudafed, Neosynephren, etc.
Barbiturate Rarely prescribed compounds... you're hosed
Cannaboids Ibuprofen (Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, Mydol)
Cocaine Amoxicillin (unconfirmed)
Methaqualone None reported to date
Morphine Codeine (in any prescription form)
Doxylamine OTC antihistamines and sleeping pills
Phencyclidine (PCP) Dextromethororphan (found in some
prescription cough medicines)
LSD None reported to date
The Testing Procedure:
Learn what test is being used. There are three that are quite
common. The EMIT, Abuscreen (RIA), and ToxiLab (TLC). If you find out
they are doing Gas-Chromatography/Mass-Spectrometry (GC/MS), then you
are totally screwed. The GC/MS is the chemical equivalent of finding
a needle in a haystack. It finds EVERYTHING and is IMPOSSIBLE to cheat
on. Fortunately, GC/MS is VERY expensive, and it is only used for
confirmation tests. Don't worry about it..
The EMIT test does NOT scan for LSD, RIA does. If you use ethyl
alcohol or Barbiturates, RIA does not scan for them, but EMIT does.
Also, nothing currently scans for Ecstasy, Psylocybin, mescaline,
If you are in the military, you are going to be tested with RIA.
The majority of federal agencies screen with EMIT. Private sector
companies split between EMIT and TLC. No problem.... all are about